Things my owner calls me

Hi, my name is Matador, and I'm a horse. The growth on my back often calls me a number of really annoying names. Here are my least favorite and most commonly used, man my owner is such a dork.

Matadork
Mata derka derka
Materhorn
dorka dork
cart pony
fauxriesian cart pony

I don't no why I put up with this crap. I guess I know where my next carrot is coming from.